Remember that even spectacular failures still count as "making Easter memories"

Ah, Easter!

The pastel-tinted holiday filled with frilly bonnets, dainty doilies, darling baskets, and countless ways for me to continue to disappoint my children. At least with other holidays, you can somewhat disguise your shortcomings by placing blame on an elf, or whatever, but Easter is unyielding. So own it.

Here are some must-do activities to make your day hauntingly memorable.

The Eggs

Render the eggs inedible.

Easter eggs with yolks on the outside


These scientifically impossible hard-boiled eggs landed me smack dab in the middle of a Buzzfeed article alongside other parents who definitely also have their shit together.

The Easter Rabid

Place your kid directly on the lap of their first significant childhood trauma. And then tell them to smile.

Horrifying Easter Rabbit

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I mean, come on. Does your child at least get a voucher for therapy on the way out?

The Themed Treats-

Dream big. Try hard.

Easter treat nightmares

Fail harder. That looks literally nothing like anything. Throw it away.

The Baskets-

Be so good at hiding the basket that you forget where you put it.

Easter basket melting

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And then cook it.


Wishing a Happy Easter to you and your families.

Cheers to a day full of picture perfect moments and Instagram worthy fails!

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